Hi! As the last “Momu Meets..” post was such a success (it was wasn’t it?), I thought I would do another one for you. So from the youngest to the oldest (this seemed like the most logical way to do it) here goes:
Momu: Hi, what’s your name? Do you have any nicknames?
Whitey: My name is Whitey. I don’t have any nicknames as I’m a bit too old for all that malarky. I do think that a name change might be needed soon as I am not as white as I used to be. I appear to be going grey with old age. The girl thinks this could just be muck, but I am too scared to go in the washing machine to test out this theory.
M: Can you tell us a bit about yourself? Were you always a lad or have you been rescued?
W: I am the oldest lad, and I have always been with the girl ever since she was born and I was put in the cot with her. That makes me 29 and a bit human years. I’m not even attempting to work that out in lad terms. I may look a bit mean and grumpy but I’m not really, well not most of the time anyway.
M: How old are you?
W: I just answered that – silly boy.
M: What’s your favourite way to spend an evening?
W: I’m fairly easy going, although I have to say anything quiet is preferable because of my advancing years. I don’t particularly enjoy it when the younger ones get all boisterous and start jumping around.
M: Do you have any catchphrases or favourite sayings?
W: “Stop all that jumping around!”
M: Do you have a best lad friend?
W: No, not really. I enjoy spending time with all the lads, as long as they are not jumping.
Love Momu. x