I hope you are all OK – we are mooching today (any excuse to do this is good in my view) because it is raining a lot outside. It is safest to be in bed and not do much when it is like that outside. We recommend that you do the same really.
While you are safe in bed, you can read about the lads’ latest adventures. How good is that?
Comfy? Here we go – this is a story of derring-do and the lads are very proud of it.
The lads who live with the girl seem to have a little bit of an easier time when it comes to matters of defence. We are not usually called on to do an awful lot (we like it for the most part, but sometimes we feel a little bit funny that the other lads are busier) and we can do what we like when we like. This is obviously mooching. A lot.
The lads at the boy’s house on the other hand are often called on to protect the boy and the other lads – you have heard about the Boar Defence League. They also protect against enemy Drone attacks, and one happened the other night which was quite major.
The boy was just minding his own business reading and mooching around when two huge drones can and dive bombed the lads on the bed! Luckily Bluey had some back up in the form of more fast attack lads at the time other wise he would have been in some trouble. The Corporal (I’ll introduce you to him later on properly, he says he is too busy protecting the nation at the moment to do an interview) was on hand to help, and the managed to jump on the Drones and detain them.
In the tradition of old hunting stories, here are a couple of pictures of the victors and their catches;
Bluey and the Drone
The Corporal and the Drone
We are all ever so proud and pleased that the lads managed this victory – long live the lads and their protective abilities (the boy was very pleased they were there to help him – the girl would have been even more pleased, she is a wimp when it comes to drones and the like).
Love Momu. x